The Question

Child: Mommy, why are you so fat?

Mother: Well honey, remember I told you that you were going to have a sister? I’m pregnant.

Child: Where do you get babies?

Mother: Umm…Uhh..Umm…You see there is this bird…big bird…not Big Bird, but a BIG BIRD…no. you see honey Mommy actually has a basketball under her shirt, and when it’s time to get the baby, Mommy gives the doctor the basketball, and the doctor gives Mommy the baby…Ask your father…No, honey wait. When a Mommy and Daddy love each other very much they have a baby. And they love them…forever. (kiss) Now go play.

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