The Question


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The Question
Child: Mommy, why are you so fat?
Mother: Well honey, remember I told you that you were going to have a sister? I'm pregnant.
Child: Where do you get babies?
Mother: Umm...Uhh..Umm...You see there is this bird...big bird...not Big Bird, but a BIG BIRD...no. you see honey Mommy actually has a basketball under her shirt, and when it's time to get the baby, Mommy gives the doctor the basketball, and the doctor gives Mommy the baby...Ask your father...No, honey wait. When a Mommy and Daddy love each other very much they have a baby. And they love them...forever. (kiss) Now go play.
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