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Breastfeeding Humor from Carol Dunn
- The Coffee Morning
- ..."The lady went zooming through the crowd, searching for the baby changing room--leaving a trail of sploches as she went (no longer circular due to her intense speed) Having found it, she elbowed herself past all the other baby-slung women, yelling "Diaper Emergency! Diaper Emergency! Stand Clear! Stand Clear!"...
- A Boy and a Boob take a Commercial Break
- ..."And a final point--where do the pg magazines get the svelt georgous pg models that they put in pictures drinking tea with hunky men in cafe's in articles about what the first stage of labour is like? Did they use computer animation? Clever body suits? Or so these women really exist somewhere? Wait, don't tell me--if they do, I think I'd rather not know."...
- The Boy the Boob the Lady and the Guy catch a Cold
- ..."Once upon a time the little boy madly in love with a boob, the lady attached to the boob, and the guy with a diaper fixation, caught a cold."...
- A Boy and His Boob's Guide for First Time Mothers
- ..."So you've had a baby! This is an exciting and wonderful time in your life.
This guide was prepared with the help of the little boy to make sure that you
make the most of it, and are not caught by surprise by any of the little icky
bits."...
| A Little About Carol Dunn
Carol Dunn is a former Management Consultant. She has lived in England, Russia, Kazakstan, Belarus and Ukraine, but is currently residing happily with her husband and son in the Washington DC area. They are expecting a daughter in July. |
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