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Martha Stewart Syndrome
This mom doesn't suffer from monthly PMS. She gets MSS (Martha Stewart Syndrome) instead!
MUD
..."What is MUD you may be asking, MUD is short for Mothers Understanding Dirt. We are the rejects from Practically Perfect Mothers of America. Which do you belong to? Well, read on, decide for yourself."...
Spam
..."I know you are bound to be impressed by my additional talents, so feel free to make further inquires. And if I don't hear back from you, I'll hold out for the Nobel Prize. Thanks again for that wonderful spam!"...
Temporary Insanity
.."I walked into the pantry, grabbed three cans of dog food; two for the dogs and one for my loving and understanding husband. And I, not so quietly, served up his beef dog chow; and without further thought, hauled my belabored body up the stairs to take a well overdue bubble bath before I have a break down. "
Temporary Insanity
And just then something clicked. I told my husband "No problem, I'll get dinner right now sweety." I walked into the pantry, grabbed three cans of dog food; two for the dogs and one for my loving and understanding husband. And I, not so quietly, served up his beef dog chow; and without further thought, hauled my belabored body up the stairs to take a well overdue bubble bath before I have a break down.
The Cost of Kids
..."I've always known that children are costly creatures. They'll steal your heart. They'll rob your time. They'll run up an emotional debt as long as your arm. But last week I was shocked by that annual statistic on the cost of parenthood."...
The Real Reason We Don't Eat Out !!!
Someone failed to tell me that my social life was over once I had children. I don't ask for much, just an occasional dinner out in which I don't leave the restaurant in tears - or a trip to the grocery store without me wishing I could hop a plane for a tropical island, alone, and never return. That's not much, is it? Apparently so! If you're expecting your first child, let me be the one to burst your bubble. If you're already a parent, I'm sure you can relate to my war stories!
The Vest
..."I have to say that my son tends toward "frightening" when it comes to clothes. He's MUCH too opinionated about fashion, and always has been, despite the fact that "matching" has never been high on his list of clothing priorities. It started when he was 2 years old, and insisted on wearing his "uniform" everywhere: wingtip shoes, no socks, flannel PJ bottoms, no shirt, a life jacket, and a bicycle helmet. I am not exaggerating. I have pictures, which I thoroughly intend to reproduce at poster-size for his wedding reception. "...
Universal Truths
Published writer, Linda Sharp, shares her humorous outlook on parenting! This article is a must read for parents that have had to deal with their child having the flu this season!
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