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..."But no. I'm informed that they've received eight 911 calls from our phone that morning. "Oh, no. That's not possible," I assure them. "Everything's fine--there must be a glitch with the phone company." "Well ma'am," said the trooper. "The dispatcher heard kids in the background. You got any kids?" "...
Anything I Can Do You Can Do Better?
Published writer, Julie Ames, shares her wonderful outlook on parenting with us! Stay at home dads can't possibily do as good of a job as a mom, or can they??!
Breakfast Cereals
Fifteen minutes later my husband comes in to find me sobbing on my kitchen floor amidst eighteen boxes of dumped out cereal. As I sift through the Cheerios, my child sits at the table grief stricken and starving. I am a failure as a mother.
Christmas, Easter and Tooth Decay - An Operational Guide
This essay is a humourous look at what a parent has to go through to help a child believe in Santa, The Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.
Going For Broke En Route to Soccer Practice
..."Just the other day, I was unwittingly forced into another common dad position: Chief Executive Officer in Charge of Family Financial Affairs. In my role as CEOCFFA, I was rushed into a purchase without really having any time to give it much thought, or to get a consult -- much less an approval -- from Mrs. P."...
Grocery Shopping - A Father's Guide
.."With Ryan, stuffed chicken and big pooh in my left arm, and my right hand placed in the center of the carts push bar, we're ready to attack!....as soon as I pick Pooh up again. With my cart hand I pull the list my wife has written on the back of a way overdue bill from my pocket. My wife's lists always bare a striking resemblance to a ransom note..."
How to Eat Like a 5 Year Old
A humorous article about the mechanics of eating like a preschooler!
I Need More Time!!!
..."I walked around all morning thinking it was Tuesday. It was not. It's already Wednesday. I missed a whole day? Ever get that feeling? Ever feel like you have so much to do that you can't keep track of anything?"...
Ketchup and Alfredo Sauce - Adventures in Dining
..."Most families love to eat out, mom gets a night off from cooking, no kitchen to clean up, heaven right?"...
Life is Funny, That's a Fact
..."This essay is about my experience telling my son about the facts of life, about my daughter's curiosity of where babies come from, and about the sex lives of parents. It is a humorous view of life as a parent."...
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